It's Love Or My Husband Makes Me Laugh

My husband and I woke up at the same time on Sunday and, miracle of miracles, it was one of the few days when he didn't have to dash out of bed immediately.  So, as couples will do, we started talking about our impending reason for little sleep (baby) and giggling and...whoa, is that your breath?  I know, we can all have some nasty breath in the morning, but his was like a raccoon crawled in there, died and started decomposing.

Now, if Tom was writing this post, he'd tell you just the opposite.  He CLAIMS that my morning breath is the grossest, usually letting me know this by saying in a very lighthearted fashion either, "Oh, when did you get up and eat garbage?"  Or, "I didn't know you got up to gargle poo last night."

But this weekend it was HE had the nasty.  So, in accordance with the laws of Aptly Named Nicknames for Various Situations I oh-so-cleverly started calling him Stinky Head.  And he goes, "Stinky Head?"

And I said, "Yeah, that's your nickname this morning." (giggle)

And all sleepy-like he goes, "Yours is Larry."

Comments

[Sena Fontane]

LOL! omg you two sound like me and hubby that so funny!
I love your writing style and your funny.

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